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If anyone else is out there, please respond.
Hope you like war stories, 'cause I've got plenty of 'em!
Nice costume!
Need any additional volunteers for the job?
Really? I expected someone older...
So you were actually serious about the whole "I'm a country" thing?
That's the sort of thing I expected from Whitney, not you!
With things as crazy as they are, we need to stay together!
Sir! Lieutenant Surge, at your service!
We're all here together, after all.
It's too dangerous for you to be outside.
That'd be nice and all, but I doubt it works that way.
ZZZZZAP--
I've stared him down plenty of times before, it never seems to have any effect.
Soomymaysen, Japan-san!
Well, I'm still here!